A lockdown is a restriction policy to stay where they are for the community or people or country. Example: During COVID-19 the lockdown was put in to cut the chain of virus spread. Where people need to stay in their area only.
Funny Quarantine Quotes
Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!
Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head!
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands – that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge!
Definitely have an exciting weekend planned! Dinner in Le Kitchen, a spa treatment in ‘the Bathroom’ and finally a cool movie experience in the Living Room.
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First time in history we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw this up.
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2019: Netflix and chill
Alan White on Twitter
2020: Government coronavirus press conference and cry
whole bunch of people about to learn that “sufficient time home alone” was not the only thing they needed to write a great novel
Brandy Jenson on Twitter
Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centres and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there!
What’s the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand!
If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other!
The World Health Organisation announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out
Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with Covid-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
When all the people unlocked their doors,
Jason Hook
they saw that the kingdom had changed.
With the towns quiet and the roads empty,
the land had grown greener and the skies
had grown bluer. The trees were taller,
there were flowers everywhere and the
air was filled with the singing of birds.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly!
Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head!
